Master Song List

This page is where you can find links to all the songs and stories that have been posted to Home of the Pocket Bard so far, divided by categories. Keep checking back, because more songs are added on a regular basis!

Period-esque Poems

• The Tale of Reprobus (February 2007) — on YouTube!
• Judah and Tamar (May 2008)
• Saint Basil and the Lusty Servant (July 2011)
• Flytting Poem (May 2013)

Boreal Master Papers

• Holy Socks: How The Berserker’s Laundry List Explains a Curious Omission from Reliquary Lists (2009)
• The Boreal Master Makes Pilgrimage to Rome: A New Fragment for Consideration (2011)

Teaching Poems

• A Sonnet about Sonnets (September 2006)
• A Ballad about Ballads (March 2008)

Songs About l’Ile du Dragon Dormant

• Freaking the Mundanes, Dragon Dormant Version (March 2004)
• Vivant Pellandres et Valeria (March 2005)
• The Tree that Wouldn’t Fall (June 2005)
• Ballad of the Lost Bear (July 2005)
• The Wild Eastman Spam (September 2006) — on YouTube!
• The Many Deaths of Petru (November 2007)

Songs About the Lady Joane Glory

• Cap’n Eric for Kids (December 2003)
• The Fearsome Sable Banner (January 2004)
• Cap’n Eric’s Alphabet (February 2004)
• Balfar’s Privateers (March 2004)
• Three Vivats and an Ahhrrr! (March 2004)
• The Wonderful Lady Joane (March 2004)

Songs About the SCA in General

• The Man with the Long Bow (March 2004)
• I Hope that We Reach the Event Site Today (April 2004)
• Honour the Skraels (September 2004)
• Directions (March 2005)
• Ernst Takes a Student (March 2005)
• The Wheels on the Bus, SCA Version (March 2006)
• The King’s Hunt (May 2006)
• The SCA 12-Step Program (September 2006)
• Waitin’ for the Pop (June 2008)
• Liam St. Liam’s Crown Polishing Quest (July 2012)
• Marian Doesn’t Like Wool (August 2012)

Songs About Pennsic

Songs About McGuire’s Marauders

• The Ballad of Marian’s Scones (July 2008)
• The Excuse Note (August 2012)

Songs About Casa Bardicci

• A Warning to Thieves (August 2007) — on YouTube!
• A New Home (August 2008) — on YouTube!
• Bardicci and the Pirates (August 2008)
• The Lady Bardicci (August 2010)

Songs About Pennsic in General

• The “Not At Pennsic” Blues (July 2006) — on YouTube!
• I Charged the Calontiri Army (August 2006) — on YouTube!
• I Met a Bard Upon a Moonstruck Night (September 2006)
• It Could Happen to You, SCA Version (August 2007)
• No Longer Seventeen (August 2008) — on YouTube!
• Gunthar and the Ladies (August 2008)
• Clash of Three Armies (March 2009) — on YouTube!
• The Rubber Duckies of Dione Sidhe (July 2009)
• The Sign of the Duck (August 2009) — on YouTube!
• The Ansteorran Pavilion Seeds (August 2010)
• The Great Calontir/Ansteorra Shrieking Monkey Debacle (August 2010)
• Hours at Troll (July 2012)
• Sixteen Shirts (August 2012)

Songs About Roleplaying

Songs About My Past Roleplaying Games

• Poem for the Plants (July 2004)
• The Lay of Ideld (March 2006)
• The Ballad of the Battle Beneath the Earth (June 2006)
• The Scourge of the Company (June 2006)
• Dancing Flower (September 2006)

Songs About Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic
(Note that yours truly, the Pocket Bard herself, had a cameo in strip 1106. I’m the halfling on the bench.)

• Baron, Oh Baron (April 2009)
• Broken Promise (April 2009)
• Dewcup, The Evil-Good Elf (April 2009)
• YAFGC Limericks (April 2009)

Songs About Massey College

• What Do You Do with a Drunken Master? (October 2005)
• Master “The” (November 2005)
• The Star of Ondaatje Hall (March 2006)

Songs for Friends and Family

• A Belated Christmas (January 2005)
• LAC Italy Trip 2005 Drinking Song (May 2005)
• I Passed the Devil’s Pickup Truck (August 2005)
• Springtime (March 2006)
• A Birthday Sonnet (January 2007)
• For Grandma and Grandpa (January 2007)