What Do You Do with a Drunken Master?

This was a silly little song I wrote while I was at Massey College at the University of Toronto. If you are a current Massey student, I give you my full permission to use and abuse this song however you see fit. Enjoy!

What Do You Do with a Drunken Master?
by Julie Golick, “The Pocket Bard”
to the tune of “What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor?”
October 2005

What do you do with a drunken master? (x3)
Early in the morning.

Tell him that the Massey Cup is missing…

Decorate his robe with bells and streamers…

Switch the snuff in his horn with pepper…

Leave him in the tunnels with a blindfold on him…

Let him fall asleep in the puffy couch room…

Have you seen the shows in the puffy couch room…

Put him in the clocktower ’till he’s sober…

Tell him that he slept through the bell for breakfast…

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